Fuck Off

Fuck Off. All of you, just fuck the hell off.

With your stupid screaming teenage girls in the audience. And your gay guys who "love everybody in the whole world" whenever they're voted off. And your flashy blinking lights. And your irritating, superficial, and superfluous judging panel. And your voting that costs a ridiculous amount of money, and is unfairly weighted, and therefore meaningless. And your fucking interminable endless shows that run over time and take up prime time space, pushing out actual entertainment.

Fucking fuck off now. NOWWWWWW!!!!